Greetings denizens of the inter-webs! It is I, Otto von Quarzis, the Prophet. In a soon to be ongoing series, I provide faith for the faithless masses that do not yet know the Known Truth.1 In this installment, I point ye to the Wizards of the Coast™ website, where they have just announced D&D Beyond, an upcoming set of webtools for the only true role-playing game in existence, D&D 5e.
This is exciting news, and for the faithless heathens out there - furtherance of the Known Truth. I hope you shall all now pay your penance and embrace our cause. We will provide further Faith for the Faithless on this subject, as more information becomes available.2
1 What? the what?! Words escape me.
2 I can't even... bartender... bourbon. neat. stat!
The Blog of Quarzis posits all - the Known Truth - and none may deny it. For, behold the fabric of our gaming society is ripped and torn asunder by the petty squabbles and known charlatans that would dare deny the Known Truth. That Known Truth being Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition is the only true role-playing game. That all other games should be cast into the burning fires - lest ye burn in the eternal damnation of the heathen "diceless games".
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