Disclaimer


**Disclaimer** The following blog is a parody. For avoidance of doubt, Otto von Quarzis is NOT a prophet and his former Rules Firm is NOT a law firm, does not provide legal advice, and, you know... isn't real. Carry on.

Tuesday, March 28, 2017

Faith for the Faithless: Classic Adventures Come to 5E

Behold! The greatness of D&D 5e gains yet even more awesomeness!  As first¹ reported at Enworld, Goodman Games is partnering with WotC² to release a number of classic modules with Fifth Edition conversions.  This is after already releasing the new Tales from the Yawning Portal, which contains seven classic adventures updated to 5e (including Tomb of Horrors!! Woot!).


Friday, March 17, 2017

Faith for the Faithless: Lost Mine of Phandelver

Greetings denizens of the inter-webs!  It is I, Otto von Quarzis, the Prophet.  In this ongoing series, I provide faith for the faithless masses that do not yet know the Known Truth.  In this installment, I point ye to Wizard's of the Coast's Lost Mine of Phandelver, an introductory adventure included in the D&D Starter Set.  The link will bring you to Amazon, where you can get this awesome adventure for a mere $13.07 (as of the writing of this post).

The adventure is also available on Fantasy Grounds, which is a fantastic Virtual Table Top (VTT).1 Whether you play this mighty introductory adventure over the webz or in person rolling the dice, you will be sure to be in for a treat.  For this adventure - NEVER - goes as planned!

I have personally experienced this adventure twice, once as a player and once as a Dungeon Master (DM)™² Both times much mayhem ensued.  It was glorious!

Thursday, March 16, 2017

The Infidel Files: The Unholy AAIE

Greetings denizens of the inter-webs.  Today, I bring you a cautionary tale of unholy madness!  My warning is timely, as this sinister monstrosity has been gaining traction amongst young gamers everywhere!1  The danger it poses to our youth is especially concerning.  I speak of AAIE - The Amazing Adventurers and Exciting Exploits "game"!


Sunday, March 12, 2017

Faith for the Faithless: D&D Beyond

Greetings denizens of the inter-webs!  It is I, Otto von Quarzis, the Prophet.  In a soon to be ongoing series, I provide faith for the faithless masses that do not yet know the Known Truth.1  In this installment, I point ye to the Wizards of the Coast™ website, where they have just announced D&D Beyond, an upcoming set of webtools for the only true role-playing game in existence, D&D 5e.

This is exciting news, and for the faithless heathens out there - furtherance of the Known Truth.  I hope you shall all now pay your penance and embrace our cause.  We will provide further Faith for the Faithless on this subject, as more information becomes available.2


1  What? the what?! Words escape me.   

2 I can't even... bartender... bourbon. neat. stat!

And the Truth Shall be Known

Greetings denizens of the inter-webs.  Ye poor mortal souls shuffling amidst your mortal coil.  I, Otto von Quarzis*, former rules lawyer extraordinaire, have seen the light.  For it came upon me out of a flaming bush1 - the words spoken by what I can only believe were the great GygesonT: